• Midget: Papa its hot!!
• Me: Yes but you are descended from strong Taino indians who lived in the tropical jungles of Puerto Rico
• Midget: mmm hmmm
• Me: And its always 115 degrees there, even in the shade.
• Midget: yeah
• Me: And they stayed cool by moving veeeerrrrry sloooowly
• Midget: haha
• Me: And laying perfectly. absolutely. still.
• Midget: zzzzzzzzzzzz
• Me: good night mamma